We're All Going to Hell

This, my friends, is what television has stooped to:



What's worse is that I will prooooobably watch this after the Browns game. Speaking of which, they're losing. I.am.so.surprised. :-/

Anyway. Michigan squeaked out a victory against Miami Ohio yesterday. And I mean, squeaked. I don't know what to expect out of this team. The talent is there; whether it's developed enough to be a BCS contender this year remains to be seen. The young QB, Threet, has some speed on him but was having difficulty completing passes -- to wide open receivers. Argh. A little further south, Ohio State had a scare against the Ohio U Bobcats. I so wish that OU had won. That would've made my life -- and ended the all-too-frequent references to last year's Mich vs Appalachian State game. :-/

I was standing around with my girl after church today. We were talking, wasting time until the traffic in the parking lot subsided a bit. A young lady passed behind me, and my girl said "ooh I love her shoes!". I turned around to see who she was referring to, as she said "she's got, like, a unique ankle strap". I kept looking to see the young lady and eventually spotted her. I turned to my girl and said "um, that's a house arrest bracelet. Notice how there isn't one on both legs". LMFBO. My girl said, "um, don't tell nobody about that". Me: "I won't".